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mmerriam ([personal profile] mmerriam) wrote2008-02-26 02:12 pm
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PSA

Writing a novel synopsis is hard, sucky work.

That is all.

[identity profile] paraselenic.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it all depends on whether you want to write a good synopsis or not.

You could pull a burroughs-esque type move and just grab a middle chapter, hack it into pieces, and pull pieces from a purple top hat whilst doing a shooter of beer in between each draw. Using an elementary combination of paste, flour and water, affix said drawn bits to a balloon, climb onto the roof with your handy dandy super slingshot (everybody needs one)and fling the balloon over the neighbor's house. Using a rubber band bb gun, or potato gun, shoot down said balloon. Whatever words you can scrounge from neighbors yard before he calls the police are retyped into a nice little word document in no particular order at all, with the exception that all letter "s" characters become "t" and vice verca.

You could end up with a work of genius.
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[identity profile] mmerriam.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ladies and Gentlemen, [livejournal.com profile] paraselenic for the win!