Adventures in Blind Guy Land
Mar. 13th, 2008 08:38 pmToday:
I knocked an unidentified something off the Bakers Rack. I heard it hit the floor with a plastic thump. I wasn't too concerned about breakage, but when I went to look for whatever I knocked onto the floor, I then knocked the scissors off the Bakers Rack. I jumped to get away from the scissors and my foot came down in the middle of some leftover dessert, which had popped out of the plastic container that fell to the floor. I made a big squishy pile of chocolate and caramel and whatever else was in it on the floor and on the bottom of my foot.
And:
When I brought the groceries in from the garage, I left my cart on the patio, went inside, kicked off my shoes, hung up my coat, and quickly changed from jeans in to pajama pants. When I pulled open the blinds on the patio door, a large, fat, gray squirrel was pawing through my groceries. He looked up at me, surprised, and then vanished like a fuzzy-tailed ninja.
Some days.
I talked to my mother tonight. Her surgery is tomorrow morning. I'll be waiting for word from Oklahoma tomorrow while trying not to drink too much coffee (which is what mmerriam's do when nervous or stressed).
I knocked an unidentified something off the Bakers Rack. I heard it hit the floor with a plastic thump. I wasn't too concerned about breakage, but when I went to look for whatever I knocked onto the floor, I then knocked the scissors off the Bakers Rack. I jumped to get away from the scissors and my foot came down in the middle of some leftover dessert, which had popped out of the plastic container that fell to the floor. I made a big squishy pile of chocolate and caramel and whatever else was in it on the floor and on the bottom of my foot.
And:
When I brought the groceries in from the garage, I left my cart on the patio, went inside, kicked off my shoes, hung up my coat, and quickly changed from jeans in to pajama pants. When I pulled open the blinds on the patio door, a large, fat, gray squirrel was pawing through my groceries. He looked up at me, surprised, and then vanished like a fuzzy-tailed ninja.
Some days.
I talked to my mother tonight. Her surgery is tomorrow morning. I'll be waiting for word from Oklahoma tomorrow while trying not to drink too much coffee (which is what mmerriam's do when nervous or stressed).
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Date: 2008-03-14 12:11 pm (UTC)Squirrels are in the air
Date: 2008-03-14 07:04 am (UTC)I hope your mother's surgery goes well.
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Date: 2008-03-14 12:11 pm (UTC)Re: Squirrels are in the air
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Date: 2008-03-14 02:31 pm (UTC)Really, if you just want to comb through my blind tag and pluck interesting stories for use, feel free.
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Date: 2008-03-14 02:36 pm (UTC)I may take you up on that offer.
I can has eggos?
Date: 2008-03-14 07:07 pm (UTC)Re: I can has eggos?
Date: 2008-03-14 07:43 pm (UTC)Re: I can has eggos?
Date: 2008-03-14 08:35 pm (UTC)(obviously squirrel ninja was hoping for whole-grain eggos. Or those blueberry muffin tops--mmm!)