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mmerriam ([personal profile] mmerriam) wrote2009-01-21 12:25 pm

Five

Dear President Barack Obama,

All we ask is: Don't screw things up even more.

Hopefully Yours,
Me

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Dear Person Who Took My Recycle Bin,

Really? My recycle bin?

In Bogglement,
Your Confused and Disappointed Neighbor

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Dear Diary,

Today I dropped a bottle of ketchup, with predictable results! It was not the best day ever!

Signed,
Clumsy

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Dear Internet Slapfighters,

Perhaps it would be a good idea step away from the keyboard for a day and take a calming breath.

In Peace,
Michael

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Dear Michael's Brain,

Stop worrying about the meaningless stuff and get on with the business at hand.

Nolove,
The Meat Puppet
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[identity profile] markgritter.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I have splattered ketchup all over my boss/co-founder.
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[identity profile] mmerriam.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch!