Answers: Part 1

[mmerriam]

Questions from the original post here. Feel free to go ask your own questions!

janradder asks:

1. What do you think of Cookie Puss?

Horrifying. Really, David Letterman had the best idea in the world when he tossed one off a tall building. I suspect it tweaks the same thing in me that finds clowns so disturbing.

2. When did you last eat a jelly donut?

Oh, man, I don't really remember. Sometime last year I think. I need to correct that.

3. Shish kebab or wienerschnitzel and why?

This is a tough one, because I like them both, but I'm going to go with wienerschnitzel because it is the culinary ancestor to one of my favorite comfort foods, the Chicken Fried Steak.

4. What did you melt when you were a child?

Plastic army men, though I was fascinated by anything that melted. We lived in the country when I was a kid and had a burn barrel, so watching plastic bottles melt down was something I found interesting.

5. What's you're favorite light bulb?

Sylvania soft white 60 watt.

6. How would you direct traffic?

With a conductors baton. And poorly, since I'm blind, which would be the best revenge on all the stupid drivers who have nearly run me down--even when I'm walking legally in a crosswalk--over the last few years.

7. Who would you most like to insult?

Toss up between Supreme Court Justice Scalia and Ronald McDonald. They're both a couple of clowns in desperate need of ridicule.