Five

[mmerriam]

Dear President Barack Obama,

All we ask is: Don't screw things up even more.

Hopefully Yours,
Me

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Dear Person Who Took My Recycle Bin,

Really? My recycle bin?

In Bogglement,
Your Confused and Disappointed Neighbor

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Dear Diary,

Today I dropped a bottle of ketchup, with predictable results! It was not the best day ever!

Signed,
Clumsy

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Dear Internet Slapfighters,

Perhaps it would be a good idea step away from the keyboard for a day and take a calming breath.

In Peace,
Michael

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Dear Michael's Brain,

Stop worrying about the meaningless stuff and get on with the business at hand.

Nolove,
The Meat Puppet

Comments

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

We've had a number of recycling bins disappear (taken, I presume) over the years. Weird.

[markgritter.livejournal.com]

I have splattered ketchup all over my boss/co-founder.

[cristalia.livejournal.com]

When I was moving into this apartment, I dropped a bottle of South American pure vanilla extract on the floor that way, with predictable results.

Also not the best day.

(Although, when I came back with the next load of stuff, my new apartment smelled like vanilla and lemons.)

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

These are all excellent letters.

We have also had recycling bins swiped. The mind boggles.

[pameladean]

When we moved into this house, the upstairs kitchen was carpeted. (ICK.) On the first day that I cooked in it, I dropped a new bottle of soy sauce on the floor. Despite the padding provided by the carpeting, the bottle shattered, with, well, predictable results.

P.

[ken-schneyer.livejournal.com]

A very nice combo of Bear's LJ and Irving's The Water Method Man.

I like "meat puppet." And actually I'm hoping for a bit more from forty-four.

[melinda-goodin.livejournal.com]

There's a massive problem with swiped recycling bins in my city - people are stealing them to hoard their recycling water and to catch any water from downpipes on the rare day it tries to rain.
Ten years of drought and the expense of installing real water tankes = lots of nicking of council bins.