Five

[mmerriam]

Dear President Barack Obama,

All we ask is: Don't screw things up even more.

Hopefully Yours,
Me

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Dear Person Who Took My Recycle Bin,

Really? My recycle bin?

In Bogglement,
Your Confused and Disappointed Neighbor

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Dear Diary,

Today I dropped a bottle of ketchup, with predictable results! It was not the best day ever!

Signed,
Clumsy

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Dear Internet Slapfighters,

Perhaps it would be a good idea step away from the keyboard for a day and take a calming breath.

In Peace,
Michael

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Dear Michael's Brain,

Stop worrying about the meaningless stuff and get on with the business at hand.

Nolove,
The Meat Puppet

Comments

[melinda-goodin.livejournal.com]

There's a massive problem with swiped recycling bins in my city - people are stealing them to hoard their recycling water and to catch any water from downpipes on the rare day it tries to rain.
Ten years of drought and the expense of installing real water tankes = lots of nicking of council bins.